I just want to lose consciousness. I don’t want to think about anything anymore. Too much has happened today. Meeting Lee Hyun, nearly dying at the hands of the war god, and now this encounter with an unknown being…

“Okay, let’s do this.”

As if he finally remembered, he lightly tapped his fist with his palm and smiled with twinkling eyes.

[System:: Abnormal access attempt detected.] [Error!] [S§ste∞:: Entering the forest of the fallen night;] [Error! Error! Error! Error! Error! Error! Error! Error! Error! Error! Error! Error! Error! Error! Error! Error! Error! Error! Error! Error! Error! Error! Error! Error! Error! Error!] [S§ste∞:: Abnormal access termination…….]

Things I’ve seen before. Like a malfunctioning hologram, noises flickered erratically in front of my eyes, and all sounds around me turned into tinnitus.

Even amidst the distortion.

“Say hello to Shinwoo hyung for me.”

His clear voice softly settled down.

That was the end.

As a child, I asked, “Who are you?” To that, he replied,

“You already know who I am.”

His voice, resonating with an indescribable depth of longing.

Chirp, chirp, chirp-chirp.

Orolorok. Orolorolong.

Beep. Beep-beep-beep.

White noise that would be heard in a forest was everywhere. And there were grass and trees like in a forest, with sunlight filtering through the leaves above my head.

Trees, grass, rocks, soil, the smell of grass. Again, trees, trees, trees, trees. Looking around, that was all there was.

Yes, this is a forest.

I calmly sat on a flat rock and assessed my situation.

I was just living diligently, but then a scandal about me and Cheon Shin-woo broke out. My mental state was shredded. Then, I met a friend after a long time. A friend who in and of itself was enough to eat away at my sanity.

I went to wash my face and ended up being kidnapped. The person who kidnapped me was Kalí, the world’s 7th ranking war god. The 7th ranking Kalí threatened me. Then she tried to kill me to awaken me.

And an unidentified being plunged me into a gate.

Okay, recap over.

“Recap over my moooooss! How is this situation even logical!”

If there is a god, this really shouldn’t be happening to me. I’ve lived diligently. But the result of living diligently is just this series of calamities? That’s not right.

How could three disastrous events happen one after the other!
“Ugh, I’m going crazy. Where the heck am I…….”

My head throbbed slightly, but my mind was clear. Maybe because I had fainted as if I was asleep.

Trees and grass of shapes I had never seen before. Breathing in the deep grassy scent, I thought.

This is a Gate. A Gate that takes the form of a forest.

……The occurrence of a Gate is literally a disaster. Sync, Erosion, Break, you name it, all were called disasters. Natural calamities, natural disasters. Phenomena beyond human understanding and control.

But that man caused a Sync. It’s just a guess, but I’m sure he did.

A trespasser has entered. The forest is disturbed, what should we do?

Let’s tell on them, let’s tell on them! We can tell Lord Thornbush!

Let’s chase them away, let’s chase them away! We can chase the trespasser away before they scatter the forest!

No, no. It’s been a long time since I saw a human. Can’t we play together? Let’s turn them into pretty, pretty flowers. Surely the human will be happy!

And since then, I’ve been hearing tinnitus. Not the buzzing of mosquitoes, but tinnitus speaking human words.

That human there?

Smells of a familiar scent.

Let’s not chase this person away. Let’s not tease them!

Yeah, yeah!

The laughter sounded as innocent as a child’s.

Hey, what have you been doing all this time?

Can you hear us?

Impossible! Humans can’t hear our words!

Yes, yes. I hear you. Loud and clear. I wondered whether I should pretend not to hear the voices.

If this is not hallucination or tinnitus, then these are monsters. They could turn hostile and try to kill me at any moment.

What I needed to do was clear.

‘I need to survive.’

I had to hang on and survive until someone came to rescue me.

“But wait a minute……!”

Meanwhile, an unnecessary thought filled my mind. More precisely, anger.

If only the war god Kalí hadn’t kidnapped me, I would have finished my beer by now and would have been sleeping soundly at home! She tried to choke me and didn’t even apologize properly!

Damn, Lee Hyun must be worried about me by now. Of all the luck, to get entangled with a Ranker, what a mess this is!

When the male lead is punished by carrying the female lead’s child and having periods like a woman

“I’ve given birth to two children for you, yet you still think about him.

Was I nothing but his substitute to you from beginning to end?”

Synopsis:

Meng Huan, a scumbag who has dated countless girlfriends,  transmigrates to a female-dominated country.

Day 1: Whether it’s female dominance or not doesn’t matter. The beauties here are passionate and amorous. Isn’t it easier to date them than in modern times?

Day 2: After a night, Meng Huan discovers the differences in the female-dominated world. Men here actually have chastity locks and menstrual cycles. This hinders his ability to perform, damn it!

Day 3: What’s wrong with sleeping around? I don’t want you to marry me. I’m meant to be a playboy. I don’t care about male virtues… What? You want to drown me in a pig cage? Marry, I’ll marry!

Day N: Meng Huan inexplicably vomits and receives the shocking news of his life… He’s pregnant.

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