Sure. Who else could do such a thing if not a god?
Speaking as if a powerful and fearsome deity was standing behind me, the reality was…
“Squeak! If you’ve squeezed it this much, let it go now!”
My current reality was shaking and shaking a hamster deity, Zero, soft and fluffy like rice cakes, and demanding that I release more lightning bolts.
Several communication devices owned by the Kitten Duchy that Lina brought.
I turned them all on at once. Solely set up with Zero’s power so that only I could interact bidirectionally with other regional lords.
Before connecting in that state, I sent down a ‘divine punishment’ to the lords who said there was no doctor to help survivors.
‘The true nature of the divine punishment is nothing more than a deceptive lightning that lacks killing ability.’
However, the majestic spectacle of lightning striking the ground was so grand and imposing that ordinary people could only think, ‘Heaven is angry!’
Although zombies are sensitive to light and sound, they haven’t escaped from Agatha’s capital yet, so there’s no problem here.
So, an untimely lightning party poured like rain across the entire Caladia Empire.
After the lightning struck, the attitude of the lords who were just nagging changed 180 degrees when I contacted them, chanting ‘divine punishment.’
Th-This is really a divine punishment…?
But isn’t it true that Lord Ardel, the god of the given, directly gave blessings or curses hundreds of years ago?
Suddenly, a divine punishment comes down. H-Hmm! Although I said I wouldn’t help the survivors threatened by those zombies… Could it be because of that?
‘Okay, okay.’
Seeing the confused lambs made my heart involuntarily satisfied.
Zero, still tightly held in my grasp, slapped my back of the hand with his staff.
“It subtly matches the real body and the killing ability. Look at that wicked expression. The satisfaction is dripping away!”
‘Ohoho, what are you talking about, Zero? You agreed to cooperate with me, remember?’
“Uhh…”
Having heard about my divine punishment plan, Zero immediately submitted a report to the upper echelons of the divine realm and obtained permission.
Surprised by the swift approval, Zero was bewildered, but I didn’t miss this opportunity and put it to good use.
In front of the screen where the faces of regional lords, shining brightly on sparkling magic stones, I smiled refreshingly and said.
“Yes, that’s right. It’s because of that, the divine punishment has been bestowed upon you all.”
What?
Why is Lady Kitten saying such things?
Even if the Kitten Duchy is a well-established high-ranking family within the empire, now it’s just like a rat trapped in a lethal poison without our help, isn’t it?
Look at this person! What does Lady Kitten think she can do when she hears it! Be careful with your words!
At my calm words, the regional lords were enraged. Nonetheless, they also feared those who resented me, thinking they might face retaliation in the future.
‘I don’t have the luxury to do that…’
Of course, what I did was justified, and since I had used the real god, Zero, to deliver divine punishment to them, there was no room for reproach.
‘It’s best to make use of what you’re given.’
Since Zero had already revealed himself as a god to the mansion residents, it seemed more effective to also announce that I was a saint on a grand scale.
That would be better for gathering people in the future.
Pretending to be innocent and elegant, I lowered my eyes halfway.
“In fact, I was chosen by the envoy of the gods a while ago. As a saint who appeared after several hundred years, I have been entrusted with the mission to save this world.”
I said, turning the quest to forcibly normalize the world to the possessed person who entered due to an error. It wasn’t a false statement.
I extended Zero, a plump hamster, wriggling in front of them.
“Now, this is the identity of the god who bestowed divine punishment upon you all.”
‘Zero, smile, smile.’
Demanding while poking his side, Zero reluctantly glanced at the regional lords with a dignified expression.
“…I am Zero.”
Whether it was a deception or not, an ability demanding a considerable divine power, Zero’s nerves became sharper than usual.
However, the reaction of the regional lords was ridiculous as they saw the fluffy hamster in front of them.
Ugh! Lady Kitten. What is that rat? Get rid of it right away!
Tsk tsk. Is this the extent of Lady Kitten’s manners?
Where on earth is Lord Henry Kitten? The lady wouldn’t leave so disappointedly as the lady said….
To quell the noise that became as loud as a market floor with a single request, I picked Zero’s fur and asked.
“Zero, shoot the divine punishment once more.”
“Yes, yes. Understood, Lady Saint.”
Zero, who had been rude to me, looked around the audience.
‘What’s this? It’s nothing more than a small fur creature… Why the shiver?’
The eyes that should have felt cute like beans exerted a substantial presence, pressing down the shoulders of the regional lords.
Male lead is a Divorced Husband
She said to him: “Tell me, what makes you like me? I’ll change it!”
Liu Changning transmigrated into a female cannon fodder character in a female-dominant novel.
After reading the first half of the novel’s plot, the first thing she did upon transmigration was to divorce the Pan Jinlian-style male protagonist she had just married.
She indulged herself, pretending to be ugly and poor.
But as time passed, the way that man looked at her became more and more unusual…
Liu Changning was dumbfounded: Tell me, what makes you like me? I’ll change!
――
This lifetime, Pei Yuanshao was rejected by the same woman twice!
The first time, she drove him away. Forced by the situation, he endured the waves of anger in his heart, yielding and humbling himself.
That person lay slanted on a rocking chair, her sallow face emotionless: “If you don’t want a divorce, go cook!”
Pei Yuanshao’s face was dark and gloomy: “You!”
The second time, after the crisis in Jinling City was resolved, the new emperor sent someone to pick him up. He turned around, stammering: “I… I have to go. If you keep me…”
That person lay on the kang bed, her back to him, as if she had long anticipated this day, crisp and clear: “Goodbye!”
Pei Yuanshao was so angry his fingers trembled: “You… you!”
The mission of family and country made him restrain himself, averting his eyes and turning to leave this broken household.
Two years later, they met again. Seeing her ethereal face, his body shook like a sieve.
“She was originally a ‘she’!”
At the Qionglin Banquet, the top scholar of the imperial examination, a talented person with exceptional speech and conduct, all the unmarried young gentlemen from aristocratic families looked at her with shy and timid eyes.
The peerless imperial official Pei Yuanshao felt the anger in his heart erupt. He pointed at the woman surrounded by the crowd at the Qionglin Banquet, his thin lips slightly curled: “Little sister, I wants that person to be the wife-master of my Mingde Prince Manor.”
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